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The Clitoris
1 part Bacardi
1 part Creme de Almond
1 part Bailey's
1 part Whipped Cream

Layer in shot glass.

Blow Job
1/2 shot Kahlua
Whipped cream

Top with the cream. No hands, tilt your head back and swallow

Cum In A Hot Tub
1/2 shot Orange Juice
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream

Pour Bailey's into Orange Juice for curdling effect

Deep Throat
(same as blow job, only in a salt shaker and for women only)
The tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal

Flaming Blue Fuck
1 1/2 oz. Sambuca
1/2 oz. Blue Curaco

Set on fire and drink through a straw

1/2 shot mint schnapps
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream

Layer the drink

Sit On My Face
1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Frangelica
1 shot Kahlua

Layer the Bailey's over Frangelica over Kahlua

Wrigley's Doublemint Blowjob
1 shot Kahlua
1/2 shot of peppermint schnapps 100 proof
Milk or Cream

Stir or whip

Long drinks

Between The Sheets
1 oz. Brandy
1 oz. Triple sec
1 oz. Light Rum

Shake with ice, strain into cocktail glass

Creamy Bush
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Bushmill's Irish Whiskey

Combine in rock's glass

Dirty Mother
3 oz. brandy
3 oz. Kahlua

Stir in highball glass

Flaming Orgasm
1 Beer
1 shot Bacardi 151

Pour the Beer into a glass, flame the 151, drop in Beer and slam

Fuzzy Dick
1 part Kahlua
1 part Gran Marnier

In coffee cup mix, add whipped cream

Get Laid
1 1/2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Raspberry schnapps
Pineapple juice
splash of cranberry juice

Stir in highball glass

Hairy Virgin
2 parts Rum
1 part Triple sec
2 parts Orange/Pineapple juice
(if no cherry - Hairy Slut)
(if ice blended in- Frigid Hairy Virgin)
(if no cherry and blended - Hairy Bitch)

Serve over ice with a cherry

Hot Irish Nut
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Frangelica

Stir in coffee mug, (1 part amaretto optional)

Kiss In The Dark
1 oz. Gin
1 oz. Cherry brandy
1 oz. Dry Vermouth

Stir with ice, strain into highball glass

2 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Amaretto
2 oz. Kahlua
2 oz. Light Cream

Shake with ice, strain into highball glass

Pap Smear (Pabst Smir)
1 Beer
1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof

Drop Smirnoff into beer and chug

Pop The Cherry
2 oz. Cherry brandy
Orange Juice

Stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice

2 oz. Tequila
2 oz. Kahlua
Cranberry juice

Stir in highball glass

Screaming Orgasm
Equal parts-

Open mouth, lean back, swallow till you can't swallow any more

Sex On The Beach
1 part Cream de Casis (or Chambord)
1 part Mellon Liqueur (or Midori)
1 part Pineapple juice
(add 1 part Vodka - ...With A Friend)
(add more alcohol - Rape Under The Bordwalk)

Stir in highball glass

Strawberry Stripper
Orange Juice
1 1/2 oz. Strawberry Schnapps
1 oz. Triple sec

Pour Schnapps into Orange Juice and then Triple sec - do not stir

Tight Snatch
1 1/2 oz. light Rum
1 oz. Peach Schnapps
Pineapple juice

Stir in highball glass

1 1/2 oz. Gin
1/2 oz. white Creme de menthe
1 oz. forbidden fruit

Shake with ice, strain into highball glass

The 'Screw' Drinks

Here is how to add thing together to get the various screw drinks:

Basic Screw
1 part Vodka
Orange Juice

Stir in highball glass over ice

add 1 part Peach Schnapps

add 1 part Sloe Gin

add 1 part Southern Comfort

Up Against The Wall
float a splash of Galliano on top

With A Kiss
float a splash of Amaretto on top

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